What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?
They keep loosing their needles!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!